BO?S IRAQS

Never to be outdone by Simple George?W as we know and love him?BO will have two, at least: the Iran & Pakistan Wars. And you thought, thot, we were there fighting a hopeless war against an irremedial state in Afghanistan, maybe, huh? It?s all about Baghram Air Base and an occupation/war with Pakistan in which we secure/commandeer their WMD, and occupy their country indefinitely, just as we?ve done in Iraq. We have a superior WMD, of course: Manifest Destiny. Maybe, who knows, we?ll let Israel have the pleasure of bombing Iran, backing them up, naturally. This also takes much pressure off our primary Answering Service, India. And you thot all that business about nuclear agreements with them was somehow isolated from all these other goings-on?

Oh, yeah, and that business with Zavala from Honduras. A mere slap on the wrist for the coup leaders, and no meaningful action to retrieve his presidency?just appease, somewhat, the liberals here. BO?s still trying to hide behind that bit of shrubbery, as you know. You?re next Chavez. And the coups will keep coming in Bolivia and Ecuador.